I chant to the java gods daily. dance around the alter/coffee machine
Bubble bubble brew with no trouble!
Temporarily grant me some energy doubled!
For I am half asleep, unhinged is who be I.. SEE?!
Make me a a jittery, hyper, strung out zombie!
*mix in a cup a concoction:
the black draining of the Beans of Life
the juice of the moo moo animal.
small piles of shrunken sweet cubes
stirred with a shallow shovel on the end of a piece of metal*
BEHOLD! I GAIN LIFE AND ENERGY!
Drink with me brothers and sisters! PRAISE THE JAVA GODS!
LONG LIVE THE BEAN!
LONG LIVE THE BEAN!
LONG LIVE THE BEAN!
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